I Want to do Magic and Make a Pencil Disappear into my Head

"Hello next president. Do you want to make a change and better the U.S. Well if you do I think you should listen to what I'm going to write in this letter. The topics I will be talking to about are going to be the War in Iraq, abortion, and gas prices.

The first thing I am going to talk to you about is the war in Iraq. I think you should get the soldiers out and try to end the war. If you don't get the soldiers out you will cause even more deaths and you will cause the U.S. even more money and expenses. I also think if you don't end the war the Iraq's will attack and do something very deadly like send over a nuclear bomb.

The second topic I will be talking about is abortion. I think you should give people the right to choose whether or not they want to have their baby or not. I do think they have the right if they were raped or something of that matter. If they weren't raped and they decided to have the baby, but were having second thoughts about it and didn't want to go through with it, then I think it's a problem and you should do something about it.

The last topic I am going to be talking about is gas prices. I think you should lower the prices and if you don't people will all together stop buying gas and the sales will go very low. If you lower the prices people will buy more gas and in turn the sales would rise.

In conclusion of what I just wrote about, I think you should end the war, allow abortion in the right circumstances, and lower gas prices. I think if you would do all that stuff you would have a good 4 years. Maybe you will even get a second term."

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I don't know what annoys me the most about this letter. I will now theorize about what I may dislike most about this letter. It could be the gas prices, the Iraq's, or the grammar and redundancy. I think what I may dislike about this letter could be the ignorant views on gas prices and all that stuff. That may be what I dislike. But it could also be the Iraq's because maybe we should not just take all the soldiers home. Then again if we leave people there with guns then a nuclear bomb will be sent to America. Lastly the final point I want to present in this paragraph is about poor grammar and redundancy in writing.

Okay I can't write like that any freaking longer, it's too pitiful. That's definitely the part that most annoys me.

I was trying to find if this was written to the winner of 2012 or the winner of 2008, but either way I did find out that it was written by a 13-18 year old.


Dear next President of the United States,

I am a concerned teenager of America. Please spend a significant portion of your budget on education. People appear to no longer be educated by the educational system and need education.

Do it or else I'll use lobbying power to get Iraq's on your ass with nukes.